Here is my rendition- - The lightsaber duel scene in TPM  Jinn :"I never fought a dark jedi that I didn't know... who are you?"  Maul: "What do you want, my itinerary?"  Jinn: "Well, now that you mention it, having it would have helped when you snuck up on me prior to our leaving Tattoine."  Maul: "I'm a bad guy, I don't do 'helpful'."  Jinn: "I entirely understand, you have to keep your reputation... but one thing I've got over you..."  Maul: "What's that?"  Jinn: "I can think outside the box."  Maul: "Here then, let me use my cutter and open you up, Hmmm?"  Jinn: "Ughhhmmffff.... Oh, you got me..."  Maul: "Quite a lively dart board. I don't have one at home so I have to pick them where I can find them."  Jinn: "Well, I certainly understand why you have that name... what is it a pun or something?"  Maul: "Are you making fun of my name?!"  Jinn: "Mmhhmm... what are you going to do about it, kill me?"  Maul: "Alright... well, just for that, I'm gonna slice up your precious padawan."  Jinn: "You can try but he not only thinks outside the box, he jumps out of it too."  Maul: "Huh?"  Jinn: "Sure, see for yourself. Yes, I'm very proud of him, he's been taking lessons."  Maul: "From you? Hhaa!!"  Jinn: "Look I'd love to chat further but my time is almost up and I'd like to save my energy to say good-bye to Obi-wan."  Maul: "Sure, why not. No skin off my nose."  Jinn: "You're very accomodating, I thought you didn't do that sort of thing."  Maul: "Just luring you into a false sense of security."  Jinn: "Well, go 'lure' over there for a moment, hmmm... there's a good bad guy."  Obi-wan: "By the Force... :: groans :: oh look... oh if only I'd been quicker.... :: hitches breath in a sob :: if only..."  Jinn: "There there, now... :: grunts with pain :: chin up... you've got to fight him now. And I've got to leave... :: heaves painful breath :: yes, I'll be stronger than..." Obi has a short attention span  Obi-wan: :: in irritation :: "You know, that is really such a jip... those of us who are still living could really use all that 'stronger stuff' ... what good does it do you or us if you can't float it to us when we need it?"  Jinn: :: with some of his own irritation :: "This is hardly the time for a lesson, my padawan."  Obi-wan: "And that's another thing... with you gone I'm going to have to spend alot of time breaking in a new Master. It just isn't fair."  Jinn: "That's it, that's the stuff... now just channel that frustration to good use and whip that boy's butt!!"  Obi-wan: "Right!... He's dead meat and he just don't know it yet!"  Jinn: "Go get im, boy... make your Master proud. May the Force be with you, boy!"  Obi-wan: "Right!!... Oh, I get it... the Force... the strength to beat the stuffings outta that horned ugly dead meat over there...."  Jinn: "You're losing your incentive... don't get distracted..."  Obi-wan: "I'm sorry Master, I can't talk anymore, I gotta kill that disgusting excuse for a living thing."  Jinn: "Right boy, too bad that I won't be here with you to celebrate his defeat and your victory."  Obi-wan: "What do you mean, as long as I have the Force, you'll be with me."  Jinn: "Listen padawan, I can't discuss the finer points of the Jedi philosophy... I gotta get going now. Many Jedi who've walked this road before me are beckoning me..."  Obi-wan: "Oh, right... Well, So long then, Master. See you when it's my turn."  Jinn: "I'll be there... And Obi..?"  Obi-wan: "Yes?"  Jinn:   :: looking at Darth Maul snarling at his padawan :: "Try not to make our meeting for a long time from now..."  Obi-wan: "Sure Master. I'll be careful."  Jinn: "Don't get overconfident and drop your lightsaber..."  Obi-wan: "I won't. Come on, you taught me better than to do that."  Jinn: "...And for pete's sake, don't trip and fall!"  Obi-wan: "Who me?... Nah, it'll never happen, Master."  Jinn: "Uh huh." :: groans with pain ::  Obi-wan: "Master?.." No response from Qui Gon Jinn In Jedi fury Obi-wan turns and runs towards Darth Maul, his lightsaber twirling like a huge slice and dice blade.  Obi-wan:   :: shouting:: "You're nothing but a piece of dead meat waiting to be sliced!"  Maul:   :: snarling :: "Thanks to your Master's suggestions, I know exactly how to defeat you."  Obi-wan: "Go ahead and try it, but you're not going to win because the Force is my ally. And besides, GL has already written the script, yep, he's got plans for me later on in helping two reckless Jedi. So :: sing song :: nne nne, nne nne nne" And in no time at all, Obi-wan, true to his word, cleaves Darth Maul's body in two and triumphantly watches him fall down the shaft.